01 9 / 2014

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

(via sofakingawesom)

01 9 / 2014

peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

(via curiouskatey)

01 9 / 2014

muirin007:


snapslikethis:


Just look at all of their faces individually

all i can see is james potter, kingsley shacklebolt, and sirius black high fiving in an ootp meeting 
help

THAT LAST COMMENT

muirin007:

snapslikethis:

Just look at all of their faces individually

all i can see is james potter, kingsley shacklebolt, and sirius black high fiving in an ootp meeting 

help

THAT LAST COMMENT

(Source: ddlovoto, via breathitallout)

01 9 / 2014

hazel-grace-lancaster:

so my history teacher is a really cool guy but he’s also one of those teachers who, upon being asked “can i go to the bathroom?” goes “i don’t know, *can* you?” and he did it to a girl and she goes “WHAT ARE YOU PREPARING ME FOR? YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WILL NEVER NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN, AND THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF CAN SAYS ‘BE PERMITTED TO’” 

(via superpieinthetardis)

01 9 / 2014

anninymouse:

My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”

(via itsmemarye)

01 9 / 2014

natnovna:

toocooltobehipster:

it’s so confusing when people call celebrities with common names by their first name. harry???? harry who? harry potter?? harry styles? prince harry???? harry connick? harry houdini????? 

it’s literally always harry styles

I beg to differ. Even after all this time, it’s always Potter.

(via superpieinthetardis)

01 9 / 2014

thatcurlyhurdgirl:

I will reblog this everyday

(Source: milestellers, via imabeawallflower)

01 9 / 2014

What is the most evil thing you've ever done?

  • 1: I like lying to my kids.
  • 2: I taught my daughter the wrong words for things.

31 8 / 2014

31 8 / 2014

starsquadd:

It honestly breaks my heart to think that somewhere in the world right now, Jennifer Lawrence (in addition to multiple other women) may very well be crying her eyes out because her privacy has been greatly compromised in one of the most awful ways possible. This is so fucking disgusting and whoever did this is a fucking low-life pig.

(via scalesofadragon)

31 8 / 2014

bryonasaurusrex:

I haven’t seen JL nudes and that means I’m following the right people.

(Source: lightninglovesthisfatass, via goandreadabook)

31 8 / 2014

solitarycheese:

clambistro:

burgerrr:

circuit-city:

whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale

this is good

Gonna adopt this method of dealing

perfect

(Source: synapolitan, via reading-mylife)

31 8 / 2014

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via superpieinthetardis)

31 8 / 2014


Spencer Hastings as Slytherin

Spencer Hastings as Slytherin

(Source: spencerhastingsdaily, via goandreadabook)

31 8 / 2014

mountstar:

Types of Matter

(via scheheracharizard)