27 8 / 2014

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

(via jonathangriff)

27 8 / 2014

bluewindsummer:

*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*

Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)

Click here for other Avengers comics

27 8 / 2014

wheresthe-angel:

Imagine if in The Avengers 2, at one point Steve is surrounded by enemies, and so are all the other avengers and it’s clear to Steve that he’s not gonna be walking away from this.

All of a sudden, they all start falling around him faster than any of them can realize what’s going on.

Steve looks up at a nearby building and just sees

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(via rambunctiousyoghurt)

26 8 / 2014

handjob:

that look that your parents give you when your sibling curses

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(via tonyllama)

26 8 / 2014

tairupanda:derschneefiel:

The Pallas´s Cat, also called Manul, is a small wildcat living in the grasslands and steppe of central asia.
It is named after the german naturalist Peter Simon Pallas, who first described the species in 1776.

That is the most expressive and gelatinous cat I have ever seen.

(via dontmesswithfestus)

26 8 / 2014

mycroftly:

when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed so hard she choked on her drink

(via dontmesswithfestus)

26 8 / 2014

alltimehellalow:

The sass is real

alltimehellalow:

The sass is real

(via clotpole-in-camelot)

26 8 / 2014

26 8 / 2014

hqlines:

Cleaning my room be like

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(via clotpole-in-camelot)

26 8 / 2014

suzie-guru:

Imagine Harry and Ginny a few months into their marriage and they’re so happy and in love and then one day they go shopping for food and household items and Harry just casually grabs certain items before Ginny hisses at him to "Check the prices, Harry, God! That bed set is far…

(via shesrlcocks)

26 8 / 2014

nursingmemes:

Annoying family

nursingmemes:

Annoying family

26 8 / 2014

26 8 / 2014

why-am-i-narrating:

anentirelynewhunger:

Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?

You mean some people don’t do this?

(via love-davidtennant)

26 8 / 2014

26 8 / 2014

therealallecto:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

also known as the night Madam Pomfrey had to save an entire dormitory from alcohol poisoning

(via phoenix-is-so-done)