22 7 / 2014

  • 1: Can I borrow a pencil
  • 2: I don't know, CAN you?
  • 1: Yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious.

22 7 / 2014

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 
No classes together ever goodbye

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

No classes together ever goodbye

(Source: diegolopezocon, via matteboner)

21 7 / 2014

hugs-and-muffins:

moonblossom:

d0cpr0fess0r:

tsupertsundere:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting:

tontonmichel:

The choice is yours.

This is a shit ton of bullshit and shaming. People are born with health problems and perfectly healthy people develop health problems. There isn’t always a choice.

are your eyes red, itchy, and inflamed? don’t reach for those eyedrops, just grab a fucking red pepper and shove that into your eyes instead, just fucking jam all the vegetables you can into your eyes you fucking animal just do itgo greengo green

Inject V8 directly into your veins you miserable bag of trash. Get a giant syringe full of vegetable juice and stab right through your fucking arm in a wild attempt to cure your heart condition.

Wow, and here I could have saved all the time and discomfort of fucking brain surgery by eating a leek or something. WHO KNEW?!

Commentary. On. Point.

hugs-and-muffins:

moonblossom:

d0cpr0fess0r:

tsupertsundere:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting:

tontonmichel:

The choice is yours.

This is a shit ton of bullshit and shaming. People are born with health problems and perfectly healthy people develop health problems. There isn’t always a choice.

are your eyes red, itchy, and inflamed? don’t reach for those eyedrops, just grab a fucking red pepper and shove that into your eyes instead, just fucking jam all the vegetables you can into your eyes you fucking animal just do it
go green
go green

Inject V8 directly into your veins you miserable bag of trash. Get a giant syringe full of vegetable juice and stab right through your fucking arm in a wild attempt to cure your heart condition.

Wow, and here I could have saved all the time and discomfort of fucking brain surgery by eating a leek or something. WHO KNEW?!

Commentary. On. Point.

(via dammit-jim-im-a-blog)

21 7 / 2014

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via breathitallout)

21 7 / 2014

utterly-insane-panda:


acaipearls:

gdirtydime19:

causethatswhatisaid:

have-go0dvibes:



this-is-para-dise:

My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.
This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.



ITS BACK ON MY DASH OMG :’)

This is the best gif I’ve seen in a while.

cool

Second time on my dash for two different blogs!!!!

Sick. As. Fuck.

utterly-insane-panda:

acaipearls:

gdirtydime19:

causethatswhatisaid:

have-go0dvibes:

this-is-para-dise:

My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.

This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.

ITS BACK ON MY DASH OMG :’)

This is the best gif I’ve seen in a while.

cool

Second time on my dash for two different blogs!!!!

Sick. As. Fuck.

(via breathitallout)

21 7 / 2014

fabled-foreigntongues:

acousticalchemist:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Actually my friends, blue balls are indeed a thing. However my theory on what causes them is contrary to popular belief.
Generally the male species will experience “blue balls” after prolonged amounts of rough dry humping. Which happens to involve your balls occasionally.
Now, when you kick a guy in the balls, it hurts for an hour (or a day if you do it hard enough/right) however, because when you’re dry humping, it’s just like smushing them over and over. But he’s too concentrated on how great his dick feels at the moment to concentrate on his balls being smooshed.

So later, after the session is over, and he’s chilled out, boner is gone, his balls are like “HEY DUDE YOU JUST SMOOSHED US FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES WHAT THE FUCK DUDE” and they then proceed to seek revenge by hurting immensely and causing inability to walk normally.

Source: Am a male who has experienced blue balls in this way, but never any other.

Nice to know you’ve dry humped for 30 mins straight

(via breathitallout)

21 7 / 2014


Jane suggested Thor read Lord of the Rings since some of it was inspired by Norse mythology. Thor’s reactions to it have ranged from him having intellectual discussions about the cultural importance of myth and language to throwing Clint into a snowbank to see if he is as light on his feet as an elf. 

Jane suggested Thor read Lord of the Rings since some of it was inspired by Norse mythology. Thor’s reactions to it have ranged from him having intellectual discussions about the cultural importance of myth and language to throwing Clint into a snowbank to see if he is as light on his feet as an elf. 

(Source: blandmarvelheadcanons)

21 7 / 2014

zanetheaiden:

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Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.

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tru

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Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing

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Pretty much…

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They cause die

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Yeah thats

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Me. Thats me.

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Motherfucker you wanna play

(x)

(via ladypotatoes)

21 7 / 2014

nonomella:

nonomella:

GUESS WHO FINALLY SAW THE HOBBIT

why is it always the weird stuff that gets reblogged

nonomella:

nonomella:

GUESS WHO FINALLY SAW THE HOBBIT

why is it always the weird stuff that gets reblogged

(via hiddledbythebatch)

21 7 / 2014

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s poor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

(via brooke-the-sorceress)

21 7 / 2014

batcii:

smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.

(via coolerinenochian)

21 7 / 2014

riddlemetom:

the 7th harry potter book was released july 21st 2007 that is exactly 7 years ago today

today’s the day to make a horcrux y’all

(via goandreadabook)

21 7 / 2014

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question

I turned to my friend and accidentally sang

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LOUDER THAN EXPECTED

AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS

HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK 

I.

BROKE.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

(Source: tonystarkr, via doodlesdescent)

21 7 / 2014

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

(via rabutthole)

21 7 / 2014

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

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