17 9 / 2014

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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17 9 / 2014

flute-ninjas-unite:

i-bang-bosendorfers:

into battle

I’ll be there as bassoon as I can

flute-ninjas-unite:

i-bang-bosendorfers:

into battle

I’ll be there as bassoon as I can

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17 9 / 2014

so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

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17 9 / 2014

mazerunnermovie:

Together, they must find a way out.

mazerunnermovie:

Together, they must find a way out.

16 9 / 2014

l1br4:

finejeeze:

letsallbrotogether:

popionopio:

namethief:

My Horcruxes

Well played. 

I’m in tears


Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.

fuckIGN CHRIST

l1br4:

finejeeze:

letsallbrotogether:

popionopio:

namethief:

My Horcruxes

Well played. 

I’m in tears

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Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.

fuckIGN CHRIST

(via dontmesswithfestus)

16 9 / 2014

"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

(Source: squidward-tenassholes, via curiouskatey)

16 9 / 2014

eytancragg:

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

The trolliest ice cream man to ever live.

And look at that fucking majestic mustache.

(Source: sizvideos, via spaghettiducks)

16 9 / 2014

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

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16 9 / 2014

contra-indication:

ultrafacts:

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"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."
This man is my hero.
He’s like a Monty Python character.

contra-indication:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."

This man is my hero.

He’s like a Monty Python character.

(via all-direction-blind)

16 9 / 2014

bead-bead:

ohaiitsarielle:

novakian:

rhett-the-jet:

The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”

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I ADORE THIS.  

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16 9 / 2014

rollingpenny:

fenrir-kin:

tharook:

So I had ordered a lion statuette for a Pride award but something went wrong somewhere down the line and when it arrived it had only the rear end of the lion.

It was a catastrophe.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

took me a second to get it

(via amazinglyawkwardardvark)

16 9 / 2014

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

(via dontmesswithfestus)

16 9 / 2014

super-who-locked-in:

deducingsherlockian:

wikatiepedia:

i’m still laughing at this so much

it’s like his umbrella just decided it didn’t want to be an umbrella anymore it wanted to become a broom

follow your dreams

people you know the bbc only has one umbrella and now tom’s broken it

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the budget cuts hit us where it hurts

(Source: wikatiepedia, via dontmesswithfestus)

16 9 / 2014

  • 1: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • 2: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • 3: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • 4: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • 5: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • 6: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • 7: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • 8: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • 9: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • 10: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • 11: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • 12: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • 13: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • 14: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

16 9 / 2014


It’s like I got this music in my mind and saying, “It’s gonna be alright.”

It’s like I got this music in my mind and saying, “It’s gonna be alright.”

(Source: wildestsdreams, via goandreadabook)